Headcanon: You know what they say about animals that hatch?

How they believe the first living thing they see is their mother?

Perry knows that isn’t true. He doesn’t remember much (he was very young at the time), but the first person he ever saw was Carl.

And the first thing he ever heard was “Carl! Why are you standing there! I’m supposed to be the first person newborn Agents see!”

PnF B-Plot Teens School Headcanons

((Requested in an Ask by Fanfic-Inator795))

Following up on my last post in this series, here I analyze the academic lives of the high school and college kids in the B plot. I was going to do all the teens, but I finished these three before completing the others and decided it was better to share this progress than hoard the results until that portion could be completed.

(I apologize in advance for speaking at great length about Vanessa Doofenshmirtz.)

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keyofnik:

Meanwhile Haruka’s being an ass again, but i don’t think even she actually means it at this point. Like, she’s just saying it because sometimes she has no filter between her grumpy brain and her grumpy mouth, and she’s grumpy today (because she can’t get in there and spy on Hotaru directly, because the movie she wanted at the video store was out, because she has to wear a blazer that’s a more muted yellow than she wanted, who the fuck knows) and so she just SAID this and oops.

Which is supported by even Michiru, who I adore here. She so often just lets Haruka do whatever and say whatever and offers only amused expressions or light but piercing banter.

Here she’s so horrified it’s only “HARUKA!”

And she looks so PISSED.

Just love that. I love that there’s a line that Haruka shouldn’t cross, shouldn’t even really joke about, and she just crossed it, and while right now it’s only “Haruka!”, you know later it’s going to be at least an hour of pointed silence.

And Haruka won’t even be able to watch the movie she wanted to rent to fill the gaps where Michiru is very deliberately not talking.

Haruka is having a very bad day.

Tags: bssm

Happy Same-Age Day

The Daily Doof’s recent tweet reminded me of a headcanon that has been floating around in my head for some time. I haven’t done the calculations to see if this is mathematically plausible, but even if it isn’t the idea is cute.

One day Perry shows up at DEI a bit earlier than usual to find Heinz decorating the lab with streamers and balloons, a table set for tea and pastries, music playing in the background- the whole nine yards. This startles Perry because he knows it isn’t his birthday, and that Heinz doesn’t celebrate his own birthday in this manner anymore, and their nemeversary had only just happened last month (hadn’t it?). The monotreme is stumped and can’t figure out what event or date he’s forgotten this time.

This is when Heinz notices Perry, and starts to get nervous. “Perry the Platypus, I wasn’t expecting you! And by “wasn’t expecting you” I mean  “actually expecting you, but not quite so early!’”

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jameshance:

Latest Painting in Progress - ‘We’re All Stories, In The End’ (Doctor Who)
Onto smaller brush work now, refining detail. Bringing that soul out :)
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jameshance:

Latest Painting in Progress - ‘We’re All Stories, In The End’ (Doctor Who)

Onto smaller brush work now, refining detail. Bringing that soul out :)

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(via doctorwho)

Tags: doctor who

huggyclutch:

iammortalwombat:

bigcatrescue:

BIG cats love boxes too!

If it fits, I sits: Big Cat Edition

at what point did cats evolve to love cardboard so fucking much

(via lostinhistory)

radondoran:

This will never not be the best

I try to tell myself that this isn’t what I’d do if I had an elaborate security system and cameras installed in my house, but I know I’m lying.

radondoran:

This will never not be the best

I try to tell myself that this isn’t what I’d do if I had an elaborate security system and cameras installed in my house, but I know I’m lying.

(via midnightflurries)

fivebrights:

Hey Vanessa* (A Phineas and Ferb fanmix)
Mostly one-sided Ferb/Vanessa with implied Monty/Vanessa. Original request by jmandrake.
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Tracklist:
1. Always Looking - Dum Dum Girls [Vanessa]2. The Girl At the Rock Show - Blink-1823. Another Lesson in Love - Danger Radio4. Stationary Stationery - Anberlin5. Daydream - Adele [Vanessa]6. It’s the Nighttime - Josh Rouse7. Laundry Room - The Avett Brothers8. I Think I Love You - The Guggenheim Grotto9. Ridin’ in My Car - She & Him [Vanessa & Ferb]
Thanks for listening!

fivebrights:

Hey Vanessa* (A Phineas and Ferb fanmix)

Mostly one-sided Ferb/Vanessa with implied Monty/Vanessa. Original request by jmandrake.

Download

Tracklist:

1. Always Looking - Dum Dum Girls [Vanessa]
2. The Girl At the Rock Show - Blink-182
3. Another Lesson in Love - Danger Radio
4. Stationary Stationery - Anberlin
5. Daydream - Adele [Vanessa]
6. It’s the Nighttime - Josh Rouse
7. Laundry Room - The Avett Brothers
8. I Think I Love You - The Guggenheim Grotto
9. Ridin’ in My Car - She & Him [Vanessa & Ferb]

Thanks for listening!

Hello!

nat-attack:

I’m doing a survey about asexuality for my honors project. it could potentially be published in a research journal, so please please take a few minutes and fill it out.

if you could complete the survey/reblog it I would be eternally grateful

it’s for anyone who currently or at some point identified as being under the ace umbrella

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1J7gxsFzHQEFgPFjWmNme7dQAavX8jIS0VgUgSnTDwYs/viewform

(via asexualityexists)

pnfamily:

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(via fivebrights)

[Jessie: James, it sounds like you have an answer to our problem!

James: (smugly) We’re all doomed]

(via janegamzee)

fuckyeahstarkidpotter:

superwholockgiraffe:

wildlingprincess:

It got Hermione. Harry, she’s petrified… And I can’t do anything to help her.

 #THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY GODDAMMIT

PETITION TO NOT HAVE JOEY CRY EVER AGAIN. IN ANYTHING.

WATCH A VERY POTTER SENIOR YEAR, THEY SAID. IT’LL BE FUNNY, THEY SAID. 

(Source: gildaradner, via macaroni-and-sneeze)

{Marge Simpson, to Lisa: What’s the matter, sweetie? Is a book character having difficulties?}

(Source: sandandglass, via candace-derpy)

"In 1996, I was with Clinton when he went up to Keene, New Hampshire to campaign. Picturesque town square. I wandered off and went into the local diner. Asked the woman behind the counter if Clinton had been in there four years before, during the hotly contested 1992 primary. She replied: “Oh, yes. All the candidates were here. In fact, the waitresses all got together and agreed that we would vote as a bloc for the candidate who didn’t just shake hands with the owner. Every one of them came in and shook hands just with the owner. All except Clinton. He came in, shook hands with the owner, shook hands with all the waitresses, and then went into the kitchen and shook hands with the busboys and cooks. We all voted for him."

How to avoid getting 47-percent’d.  (via cheatsheet)

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)

Tags: politics